Google raided by the Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, and Firearms
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Written By Reprise Media | April 1, 2005 | Share This
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Google was raided early this morning by the Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, and Firearms in what’s being referred to as the biggest sting operation since The Sting, released in 1973.
The new Google Gulp, which according to the product’s label, slams a “truckload of electrolytic neurotransmitter smart-drug stimulants past the blood-brain barrier” apparently never received formal FDA consent and is currently being sold online without Google’s self-mandated Squaretrade seal of approval.
Furthermore, Google founders Larry Page and Sergey Brin both face indictment for violation of the Maritime Transportation Security Act of 2002, which carries a maximum sentence of 15-20 years. Page and Brin are alleged to have smuggled in these ’smart-drug’ stimulants by route of the estimated 94% of harbor containers not currently inspected by port security. Early reports have linked the harbor containers back to a band of Chechen rebels last seen caravanning 12 miles past the Kazakhstan border.
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This is no joke.